Sunday, December 30, 2007

Universal Meeting

so i was in church, listening to the sermon about the "sinning" tax collector and how Jesus was all like:
"whaddaup man! get down from that tree and let me hang out by your place fool".
so he did. and people were like:
"dude Jesus he's with the feds! he steals money and shit."
but the tax collector repented and goes:
"oh man! F*** the Feds let's go pull a Robin Hood y'all"
so in the end Jesus saved the collector guy from hell.

hmmm so while all that was happening. i was wondering, what if there's a God for every Universe right. and then like once every millennium or something they'll meet, and have this great reunion. like Class Reunions. and then i tried imagining their conversations...

"HEY G-Dawg what's up man??"
"Oh man Redd it's crazy over there! Earth is trying to kill itself!!"
"whaaat? she is?! mannn she needs to take a chill pill"
"ohh noes not her! the PEOPLE on her. they're like pissing on her and trashing everything man."
"I told you G-Dawg to get rid of them a LOOOOOOONGGGG @$$ time ago."
"yeah man, but like i can't that would totally suck y'a know?"
"DUDE BUT THEY'RE KILLING EARTH MAN, she's my girlll foool."
"ehh... yeah i guess i'll give them a century or so..."
"ugh you're too nice fool."
"whatever... OMG there's Ceed!"

LOL
that'll be funny
sorry i'm like in a "ghetto" talking moood.
but wouldn't it be crazy if it does happen...
ahh :D and yeah
ever thought that ants worship us?
lol

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