smartasses should get a life.

okay so... say someone ask you a total random question...

"do people tell the truth?"

NORMAL or "normal" people would say "yes/no elaborate..."

but...

SMARTASSES say...
bellamonx (9:52:30 PM): er.. what?
bellamonx (9:52:38 PM): how is that relevant to anything?
me: its random
bellamonx (9:56:25 PM): well if its not evoked by something dramatic then don't be emo
bellamonx (9:56:28 PM): it's not attractive
bellamonx (9:56:29 PM): lol

uh huh WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE WHAT'S ATTRACTIVE AND WHAT IS NOT?! HUH! WHO DIED AND MADE YOU GOD YOU SON OF A BITCH~!!
sorry for my language. i was so in the moment. and as you noticed i didn't bother censoring his AIM screen name, because secretly i hope you readers... which is like 3 or 4 would attack him. but then that's the immature thing to do. so let's not just do it... we can just smile on this when we meet another person.

but really... how dare you assume that nothing dramatic is happening in my life. i am a teenage high school girl. GIRL. and do not, dare not, i swear ever tell me not to be fucking emotional. attractive? you know what YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTIVE!! i swear you were so lucky i met you in the early morning or else i think my eyesight would get worse. and ITS KIND OF HARD SINCE ITS IN THE 500s ... fucking bastard. stupid piece of shit.
ugh.
and and BEFORE he was like "oh read my myspace blog!" and I'm just like sure...
i read it
and

WHAT NORMAL HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT WRITES LIKE THAT?! i mean its good and very documentary base. but really, if you're gonna do that type it up turn it in to your English teacher. i mean come on... MYSPACE!!

also i don't understand why he insist on using high vocabulary. i know you need it for SAT and just basic life, but really inserting a word that is about 6+ letters long every other 2 words... that's just too much. and it makes you look obnoxious, maybe you are. but you don't need to be proud of it. sure it makes you look... semi mature... not really since you totally overuse it.

you know what.
I GIVE UP
he is not worth talking about.

me (10:47:01 PM): you know what he needs?
me (10:47:26 PM): a flag pole heading towards his head @ 50 mph
me (10:47:30 PM): thats what he needs.

i shall end with that.
ciao!